December 2009
“I look just like the girls next door… if you happen to live next door to...”
– Dolly Parton
Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your...
Kurt Cobain
kinda ironic aint it?
“Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is...”
– Mark Twain
“If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the...”
“Love is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.”
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap...
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why...
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal...
Kat: I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me rhyme. I hate it… I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh; Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around. And the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you; Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the...
“Before I would hurt a child, I would slit my wrists.”
– Micheal Jackson
“Don’t try to be like me. Try to be like yourself. Try to be very good at...”
– Josh Groban
I get terrible butterflies. Before I go onstage,...
Josh Groban
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think...
Mike: Fat Penguin.
Bob: What?
Mike: I just thought I'd say something to break the ice.
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1000th POST!!!!!!!
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“Music’s the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, it...”
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“Letting everyone down would be my greatest unhappiness.”
– Marie-Antoinette, Marie Antoinette